








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1815 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 889 matches | ||
| Wingman | 340 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13153 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,253 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5517 | 18% |
| Smokes | 8539 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8316 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7881 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,117,476 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 842 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cezz | 55% | 108 |
| #2 | Munging Maniac | 48% | 145 |
| #3 | Cezzy | 48% | 453 |
| #4 | láďa | 44% | 532 |
| #5 | CS2 Beta Tester - Buff Daddy | 40% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cezz | 55% | 108 |
| #2 | Munging Maniac | 48% | 145 |
| #3 | Cezzy | 48% | 453 |
| #4 | láďa | 44% | 532 |
| #5 | CS2 Beta Tester - Buff Daddy | 40% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cezzy | 31 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | láďa | 21 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | CS2 Beta Tester - Buff Daddy | 12 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Cezz | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Munging Maniac | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | láďa | 1110 | 0.12 | 26 min |
| #2 | Cezzy | 690 | 0.08 | 19 min |
| #3 | CS2 Beta Tester - Buff Daddy | 381 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | Cezz | 221 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | Munging Maniac | 136 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cezz | +3.47 | 74 | 70 |
| #2 | Cezzy | +2.53 | 77 | 66 |
| #3 | Munging Maniac | +0.62 | 56 | 56 |
| #4 | Perwis | -0.05 | 70 | 55 |
| #5 | CS2 Beta Tester - Buff Daddy | -0.61 | 68 | 74 |





