








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 757 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3727 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,623 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2715 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3054 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2156 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1698 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,262,586 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AFlyingKiwi | 76% | 21 |
| #2 | farmpiggie | 66% | 50 |
| #3 | hungben | 61% | 160 |
| #4 | Yogic Mantra Energized Cow Dung | 60% | 329 |
| #5 | Amazinga the Great | 58% | 264 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | hungben | 61% | 160 |
| #4 | Yogic Mantra Energized Cow Dung | 60% | 329 |
| #5 | Amazinga the Great | 58% | 264 |
| #6 | birdo | 57% | 215 |
| #7 | kinglionleo | 56% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | birdo | 12 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | hungben | 12 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Yogic Mantra Energized Cow Dung | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | kinglionleo | 10 | 0.0094 |
| #5 | Amazinga the Great | 9 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amazinga the Great | 1355 | 0.25 | 38 min |
| #2 | birdo | 626 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #3 | kinglionleo | 155 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | hungben | 100 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | farmpiggie | 81 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 45° of tilt | +4.02 | 85 | 59 |
| #2 | kinglionleo | +1.93 | 87 | 65 |
| #3 | Yogic Mantra Energized Cow Dung | +1.16 | 62 | 27 |
| #4 | Amazinga the Great | +0.72 | 69 | 76 |
| #5 | farmpiggie | -0.85 | 75 | 48 |





