








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2501 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,818 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3311 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2584 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1917 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2006 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,056,296 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 772 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mV | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | Skilly2k | 65% | 31 |
| #3 | Xarco | 63% | 19 |
| #4 | ベジット | 63% | 27 |
| #5 | TwinN | 60% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #16 | Harper | 46% | 78 |
| #17 | oskvr | 45% | 40 |
| #18 | Chazz | 43% | 21 |
| #19 | ^0^ | 41% | 32 |
| #20 | crit | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fett1s | 30 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | TwinN | 15 | 0.0293 |
| #3 | Harper | 10 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Skilly2k | 10 | 0.0156 |
| #5 | ExampL | 9 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TwinN | +6.55 | 81 | 57 |
| #2 | Xarco | +2.74 | 81 | 63 |
| #3 | crit | +2.41 | 78 | 53 |
| #4 | fett1s | +2.20 | 84 | 71 |
| #5 | Harper | +2.07 | 71 | 58 |





