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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 789 matches | ||
| Premier | 231 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




166 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16113 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,107 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9418 | 47% |
| Smokes | 4872 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5301 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 516 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,743,254 of utility $261 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3584 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ken | 42% | 140 |
| #2 | apple rabbit | 40% | 84 |
| #3 | ΰ€Έΰ€Ύΰ€ΰ₯ΰ€·ΰ€Ώΰ€¨ΰ₯ | 40% | 167 |
| #4 | huzz | 39% | 103 |
| #5 | TheBossMan_14 | 37% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ken | +2.14 | 56 | 6 |
| #2 | buhn | -0.64 | 37 | 40 |
| #3 | huzz | -2.22 | 7 | 6 |
| #4 | TheBossMan_14 | -2.87 | 21 | 20 |
| #5 | apple rabbit | -3.02 | 5 | 5 |





