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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 220 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1857 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,778 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 217 | 6% |
| Smokes | 1118 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1621 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 822 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,677,111 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 857 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 大好き | 53% | 78 |
| #2 | Fl0w State | 52% | 58 |
| #3 | rice | 45% | 101 |
| #4 | lada | 43% | 46 |
| #5 | Tv | 42% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 大好き | +4.18 | 81 | 34 |
| #2 | Tv | +3.66 | 54 | 31 |
| #3 | Fl0w State | +3.03 | 34 | 47 |
| #4 | ken | +2.25 | 56 | 11 |
| #5 | Twinky ⋆˙⟡♡ | +1.72 | 37 | 52 |





