








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 438 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3653 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4470 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3996 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3740 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4217 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $645,257 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE | 42% | 65 |
| #13 | π πΌ π π π | 41% | 61 |
| #14 | HERE GABENNNNNNNN | 39% | 28 |
| #15 | M0000000000000000000000 | 38% | 34 |
| #16 | Vocs | 34% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππ€ πππ’π | 10 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | πͺπΆπΈπ² π°ππͺπ½π½ β
| 8 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Stalin | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | π πΌ π π π | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | HERE GABENNNNNNNN | 5 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M0ha | +4.52 | 79 | 69 |
| #2 | ππ€ πππ’π | +2.86 | 90 | 49 |
| #3 | Stalin | +1.64 | 76 | 63 |
| #4 | ck_____101 | +1.58 | 72 | 57 |
| #5 | πͺπΆπΈπ² π°ππͺπ½π½ β
| +0.87 | 71 | 55 |





