








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2959 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,669 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1431 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1246 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1127 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 865 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $731,527 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daeronz | 69% | 36 |
| #2 | BuraNje | 51% | 102 |
| #3 | J u L y u S | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | Gaetaen BE | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daeronz | 69% | 36 |
| #2 | BuraNje | 51% | 102 |
| #3 | J u L y u S | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | Gaetaen BE | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BuraNje | 12 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | J u L y u S | 6 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | daeronz | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Gaetaen BE | 3 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BuraNje | 507 | 0.24 | 13 min |
| #2 | daeronz | 95 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | J u L y u S | 87 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Gaetaen BE | 56 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seizjin | +2.91 | 91 | 49 |
| #2 | Gaetaen BE | +0.81 | 48 | 63 |
| #3 | daeronz | +0.63 | 82 | 63 |
| #4 | BuraNje | -0.56 | 67 | 62 |
| #5 | J u L y u S | -0.58 | 70 | 56 |





