








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 306 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3826 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,242 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5978 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5871 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3914 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4479 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $397,576 of utility $40 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YappaYappa | 79% | 33 |
| #2 | noot | 71% | 28 |
| #3 | Ent1ty | 69% | 51 |
| #4 | p1ff | 68% | 59 |
| #5 | chr0vaX | 63% | 329 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | p1ff | 68% | 59 |
| #5 | chr0vaX | 63% | 329 |
| #6 | im swede | 62% | 66 |
| #7 | >L | 50% | 60 |
| #8 | MiniLegend | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chr0vaX | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | YappaYappa | 9 | 0.0152 |
| #3 | im swede | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | noot | 6 | 0.0107 |
| #5 | >L | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chr0vaX | 710 | 0.11 | 19 min |
| #2 | Ent1ty | 183 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #3 | im swede | 147 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | noot | 103 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | >L | 83 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chr0vaX | +3.16 | 81 | 56 |
| #2 | YappaYappa | +2.36 | 82 | 56 |
| #3 | im swede | +1.83 | 90 | 59 |
| #4 | p1ff | +1.81 | 81 | 50 |
| #5 | dArke_gg TTV | +1.15 | 73 | 59 |





