








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 515 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 219 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 121 matches | ||
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11516 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,495 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6411 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6470 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5633 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6981 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,059,548 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 446 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noot | 64% | 141 |
| #2 | im swede | 63% | 109 |
| #3 | dArke_gg TTV | 63% | 329 |
| #4 | >L | 52% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noot | 64% | 141 |
| #2 | im swede | 63% | 109 |
| #3 | dArke_gg TTV | 63% | 329 |
| #4 | >L | 52% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noot | 23 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | dArke_gg TTV | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | im swede | 8 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | >L | 7 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dArke_gg TTV | 1119 | 0.17 | 24 min |
| #2 | noot | 424 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | im swede | 299 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | >L | 262 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chr0vaX | +3.47 | 81 | 58 |
| #2 | im swede | +2.07 | 87 | 59 |
| #3 | dArke_gg TTV | +0.84 | 72 | 60 |
| #4 | >L | -0.65 | 59 | 45 |
| #5 | noot | -1.62 | 61 | 55 |





