








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 835 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3421 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,557 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1978 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1857 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 642 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 2080 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $532,997 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 770 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sKRUB | 59% | 82 |
| #2 | Mav | 55% | 119 |
| #3 | Tosbim77 | 50% | 32 |
| #4 | le_discoshit. | 46% | 57 |
| #5 | kini | 45% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kini | 13 | 0.0170 |
| #2 | sKRUB | 10 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Tosbim77 | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Mav | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | le_discoshit. | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mav | 279 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | kini | 157 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | le_discoshit. | 113 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tosbim77 | 71 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | sKRUB | 66 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mav | +2.66 | 85 | 65 |
| #2 | Tosbim77 | +2.38 | 85 | 67 |
| #3 | KetermainDonk | +1.99 | 79 | 45 |
| #4 | le_discoshit. | +0.57 | 71 | 50 |
| #5 | sKRUB | +0.07 | 77 | 56 |





