








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 115 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2806 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,478 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3953 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2851 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2195 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1479 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,043,093 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 884 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swaino | 57% | 65 |
| #2 | Gigaslime | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | LitPanda | 49% | 55 |
| #4 | KetermainDonk | 45% | 38 |
| #5 | sKRUB | 41% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | LitPanda | 49% | 55 |
| #4 | KetermainDonk | 45% | 38 |
| #5 | sKRUB | 41% | 96 |
| #6 | ✪ Brainy Smurf | 39% | 18 |
| #7 | Immortal420 | 22% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sKRUB | 36 | 0.0191 |
| #2 | Swaino | 17 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | Gigaslime | 14 | 0.0305 |
| #4 | KetermainDonk | 7 | 0.0091 |
| #5 | Immortal420 | 4 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swaino | 271 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | Gigaslime | 110 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #3 | sKRUB | 74 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✪ Brainy Smurf | 62 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #5 | KetermainDonk | 55 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KetermainDonk | +4.57 | 77 | 38 |
| #2 | sKRUB | +1.68 | 80 | 50 |
| #3 | LitPanda | +1.11 | 54 | 26 |
| #4 | Immortal420 | +1.04 | 35 | 25 |
| #5 | Swaino | +0.87 | 72 | 64 |





