








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 256 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4899 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,076 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1055 | 12% |
| Smokes | 4418 | 49% |
| HE Grenades | 1419 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2184 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,734,374 of utility $240 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loki | 57% | 133 |
| #2 | Kerppu | 55% | 172 |
| #3 | Sean O'Malley ⛟ | 51% | 154 |
| #4 | Makita | 50% | 38 |
| #5 | Kopeanuoli | 49% | 301 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Sean O'Malley ⛟ | 51% | 154 |
| #4 | Makita | 50% | 38 |
| #5 | Kopeanuoli | 49% | 301 |
| #6 | Geijo | 49% | 39 |
| #7 | 𝕽𝖊𝖉 | 45% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sean O'Malley ⛟ | 16 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Kerppu | 12 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Loki | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Kopeanuoli | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | 𝕽𝖊𝖉 | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kerppu | 345 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | 𝕽𝖊𝖉 | 308 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #3 | Kopeanuoli | 289 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #4 | Sean O'Malley ⛟ | 185 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Loki | 157 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕽𝖊𝖉 | +4.29 | 78 | 65 |
| #2 | Loki | +4.05 | 92 | 47 |
| #3 | Kerppu | +2.22 | 80 | 67 |
| #4 | Kopeanuoli | -0.02 | 66 | 59 |
| #5 | Sean O'Malley ⛟ | -1.18 | 32 | 51 |





