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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1647 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 1028 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9355 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,342 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10867 | 32% |
| Smokes | 11421 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4351 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 7703 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,901,590 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 848 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Extraxy | 59% | 54 |
| #2 | D4v1eć | 55% | 69 |
| #3 | SM1L3 | 51% | 826 |
| #4 | Eviviz | 48% | 249 |
| #5 | maestro | 48% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | D4v1eć | 55% | 69 |
| #3 | SM1L3 | 51% | 826 |
| #4 | Eviviz | 48% | 249 |
| #5 | maestro | 48% | 111 |
| #6 | Jakob | 37% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SM1L3 | 8 | 0.0004 |
| #2 | maestro | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Eviviz | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #4 | D4v1eć | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Extraxy | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SM1L3 | 3363 | 0.19 | 90 min |
| #2 | Eviviz | 1127 | 0.21 | 33 min |
| #3 | Jakob | 207 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | maestro | 196 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | D4v1eć | 192 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D4v1eć | +1.50 | 83 | 67 |
| #2 | Falc0n | +0.86 | 86 | 62 |
| #3 | Eviviz | -0.02 | 82 | 70 |
| #4 | SM1L3 | -0.11 | 65 | 67 |
| #5 | Extraxy | -0.22 | 80 | 56 |





