








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1363 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 1180 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11675 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 49,711 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16163 | 33% |
| Smokes | 13353 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8943 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 11252 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,803,573 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 332 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D4v1eć | 51% | 69 |
| #2 | Falc0n | 51% | 826 |
| #3 | Eviviz | 49% | 288 |
| #4 | maestro | 46% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D4v1eć | 51% | 69 |
| #2 | Falc0n | 51% | 826 |
| #3 | Eviviz | 49% | 288 |
| #4 | maestro | 46% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eviviz | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Falc0n | 3 | 0.0002 |
| #3 | maestro | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | D4v1eć | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Falc0n | 2868 | 0.16 | 78 min |
| #2 | Eviviz | 1312 | 0.21 | 37 min |
| #3 | D4v1eć | 190 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | maestro | 157 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D4v1eć | +1.53 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | Falc0n | +0.72 | 86 | 61 |
| #3 | maestro | +0.23 | 73 | 71 |
| #4 | SM1L3 | +0.18 | 66 | 67 |
| #5 | Eviviz | +0.14 | 82 | 69 |





