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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 36 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
887 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,826 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 674 | 37% |
| Smokes | 491 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 392 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 269 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $473,401 of utility $257 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 313 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FeniX ✙ | 301 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #2 | T-sterr69 | 148 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | S4mwich | 76 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | kingii | 28 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | Marc | 15 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mreti | +1.80 | 31 | 63 |
| #2 | Marc | +1.29 | 41 | 54 |
| #3 | T-sterr69 | +0.96 | 52 | 37 |
| #4 | S4mwich | +0.12 | 50 | 69 |
| #5 | OOnaY ψ | -0.32 | 57 | 52 |





