








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2036 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,123 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2468 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2605 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1628 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2422 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $407,167 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T-sterr69 | 51% | 73 |
| #2 | OOnaY ψ | 50% | 34 |
| #3 | FeniX ✙ | 48% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T-sterr69 | 51% | 73 |
| #2 | OOnaY ψ | 50% | 34 |
| #3 | FeniX ✙ | 48% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FeniX ✙ | 12 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | T-sterr69 | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | OOnaY ψ | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FeniX ✙ | 413 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #2 | T-sterr69 | 166 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | OOnaY ψ | 108 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T-sterr69 | +0.70 | 59 | 37 |
| #2 | OOnaY ψ | -0.19 | 59 | 46 |
| #3 | S4mwich | -0.21 | 51 | 62 |
| #4 | FeniX ✙ | -0.35 | 50 | 69 |





