








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 227 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1571 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,324 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1779 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1877 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1310 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 358 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $530,617 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 183 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FeniX ✙ | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | T-sterr69 | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Jezusi CS2.ME | 55% | 92 |
| #4 | krb double y | 44% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FeniX ✙ | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | T-sterr69 | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Jezusi CS2.ME | 55% | 92 |
| #4 | krb double y | 44% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jezusi CS2.ME | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | krb double y | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | T-sterr69 | 1 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | FeniX ✙ | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jezusi CS2.ME | 261 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | krb double y | 121 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | FeniX ✙ | 70 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #4 | T-sterr69 | 24 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T-sterr69 | +0.67 | 62 | 42 |
| #2 | kingii | +0.46 | 38 | 62 |
| #3 | Jezusi CS2.ME | +0.43 | 60 | 64 |
| #4 | krb double y | -0.35 | 56 | 59 |
| #5 | FeniX ✙ | -0.69 | 41 | 68 |





