








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 75 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 711 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 140 | 20% |
| Smokes | 128 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 229 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 214 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $160,867 of utility $279 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grilliporo | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | Sorrow | 100% | 3 |
| #3 | NaystyX | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | Alejandro | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | ED | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mizzu | 21 | 0.0423 |
| #2 | HEz | 2 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | ED | 2 | 0.0146 |
| #4 | NaystyX | 2 | 0.0357 |
| #5 | SamSam | 1 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NaystyX | +11.48 | 69 | 64 |
| #2 | Nanta | +4.34 | 30 | 55 |
| #3 | KasinonKuningas | +2.93 | 64 | 59 |
| #4 | ED | +2.90 | 75 | 54 |
| #5 | Mizzu | +2.11 | 62 | 61 |





