








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 583 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2865 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,164 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1621 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1132 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1431 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 980 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $977,472 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1331 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | hanghang1234 | 74% | 94 |
| #13 | Phanton | 74% | 89 |
| #14 | Sam | 68% | 82 |
| #15 | 悪鬼 | 53% | 17 |
| #16 | tough loss | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rico | 38 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | Chaewon🥰🥰🥰 | 14 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | hanghang1234 | 9 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Phanton | 9 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | solo | 8 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jin | +5.93 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | rico | +4.62 | 86 | 68 |
| #3 | solo | +3.92 | 93 | 57 |
| #4 | hanghang1234 | +3.68 | 89 | 50 |
| #5 | ronaldwonglo | +3.39 | 88 | 43 |





