








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 403 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,615 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2653 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1997 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1832 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2133 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $757,047 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 320 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DenniSzzz -A- | 86% | 50 |
| #2 | -=Rip Aim Ducky=- | 80% | 20 |
| #3 | rico | 78% | 184 |
| #4 | Exzel | 78% | 18 |
| #5 | Chaewon🥰🥰🥰 | 77% | 226 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rico | 63 | 0.0184 |
| #2 | Chaewon🥰🥰🥰 | 30 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Phanton | 14 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | hanghang1234 | 14 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | s1mp | 7 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rico | 829 | 0.24 | 26 min |
| #2 | Chaewon🥰🥰🥰 | 643 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #3 | Phanton | 547 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #4 | DenniSzzz -A- | 264 | 0.29 | 7 min |
| #5 | hanghang1234 | 168 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rico | +4.70 | 87 | 65 |
| #2 | solo | +3.96 | 93 | 60 |
| #3 | hanghang1234 | +2.96 | 89 | 50 |
| #4 | DenniSzzz -A- | +2.85 | 88 | 75 |
| #5 | 2023 | +2.77 | 87 | 66 |





