








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 534 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4100 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,602 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4007 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3609 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3520 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3466 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,073,197 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 397 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DenniSzzz -A- | 81% | 43 |
| #2 | rico | 81% | 154 |
| #3 | 2023 | 79% | 63 |
| #4 | c1ren | 79% | 24 |
| #5 | Chaewon🥰🥰🥰 | 74% | 218 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rico | 46 | 0.0163 |
| #2 | hanghang1234 | 36 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | solo | 23 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | Chaewon🥰🥰🥰 | 21 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | s1mp | 11 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rico | 598 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #2 | Chaewon🥰🥰🥰 | 579 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #3 | solo | 395 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | hanghang1234 | 264 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | DenniSzzz -A- | 215 | 0.27 | 7 min |





