








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 538 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Esplay | 16 matches | 1,920 | |
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4847 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,260 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7029 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6236 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3797 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4198 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,183,615 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 515 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daddy FyyZioN | 62% | 45 |
| #2 | JoonaNd | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | razzers | 58% | 36 |
| #4 | Maskinegun Miika | 53% | 47 |
| #5 | Aralek | 53% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Not.Särmä | 622 | 0.23 | 17 min |
| #2 | TenBucks | 251 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | sane | 244 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Aralek | 235 | 0.31 | 8 min |
| #5 | HeGe | 193 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daddy FyyZioN | +2.79 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | razzers | +2.75 | 74 | 83 |
| #3 | mara | +1.71 | 78 | 64 |
| #4 | Aralek | +1.54 | 63 | 89 |
| #5 | Dessu Hopo | +1.52 | 74 | 74 |





