








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 103 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 212 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




138 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5113 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,323 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2268 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1357 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1391 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1307 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $995,828 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 419 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Fade! | 39% | 67 |
| #12 | Moski ツ | 39% | 31 |
| #13 | dirri | 38% | 39 |
| #14 | ˙nark | 36% | 22 |
| #15 | rand | 32% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeadOverXD | 73 | 0.0237 |
| #2 | Niko__3 | 33 | 0.0103 |
| #3 | ELEKADEツ | 31 | 0.0111 |
| #4 | Moski ツ | 19 | 0.0302 |
| #5 | tucreesenmiツ | 18 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tucreesenmiツ | 605 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | ELEKADEツ | 536 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | DeadOverXD | 470 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | Niko__3 | 373 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | Fade! | 289 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gede | +2.13 | 61 | 53 |
| #2 | DeadOverXD | +1.93 | 79 | 46 |
| #3 | ˙nark | +1.81 | 76 | 77 |
| #4 | Pepe Argento | +0.74 | 64 | 40 |
| #5 | tucreesenmiツ | +0.70 | 53 | 53 |





