








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1329 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,405 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1300 | 38% |
| Smokes | 925 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 471 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 709 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $328,064 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrimallTribe | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | piebye | 80% | 10 |
| #3 | puf | 71% | 7 |
| #4 | Frey | 71% | 7 |
| #5 | DoubleStuf | 60% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NICKHALDEN | 99 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #2 | Intrixer | 97 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | DoubleStuf | 92 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | davd | 87 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | Drake hot sauce🔥 | 54 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | davd | +3.41 | 81 | 70 |
| #2 | f_ | +2.41 | 86 | 51 |
| #3 | DoubleStuf | +2.05 | 90 | 77 |
| #4 | puf | +0.52 | 78 | 58 |
| #5 | Intrixer | +0.36 | 77 | 64 |





