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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 100 matches | ||
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2498 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,345 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2806 | 44% |
| Smokes | 1309 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 963 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1267 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,011,676 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 845 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ASSQUEEN ✪ react1oNNN | +3.65 | 93 | 60 |
| #2 | KoRRiKonG | +3.61 | 86 | 72 |
| #3 | ASSQUEEN ARO | +0.73 | 65 | 53 |
| #4 | DocOnLSD | +0.48 | 71 | 64 |
| #5 | batz | -0.22 | 60 | 65 |





