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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 109 matches | ||
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2726 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,077 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4513 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3882 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1966 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2716 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $961,372 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ASSQUEEN ✪ react1oNNN | 20 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | GÖNNERGY GÜNTHER | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | batz | 7 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | ASSQUEEN ARO | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | KoRRiKonG | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ASSQUEEN ✪ react1oNNN | 1164 | 0.22 | 34 min |
| #2 | KoRRiKonG | 294 | 0.34 | 9 min |
| #3 | ASSQUEEN ARO | 234 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | GÖNNERGY GÜNTHER | 201 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | batz | 97 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ASSQUEEN ✪ react1oNNN | +2.88 | 91 | 62 |
| #2 | KoRRiKonG | +2.87 | 81 | 73 |
| #3 | DocOnLSD | +0.39 | 73 | 63 |
| #4 | batz | -0.27 | 64 | 67 |
| #5 | ASSQUEEN ARO | -0.29 | 61 | 57 |





