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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1002 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 262 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4046 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,164 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1769 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2353 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2571 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2471 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,515,987 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1207 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Caampee | 56% | 66 |
| #4 | zai | 56% | 86 |
| #5 | //Carlotta// | 55% | 38 |
| #6 | N 1 f t i | 55% | 42 |
| #7 | scott | 52% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scott | 220 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #2 | Caampee | 185 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | //Carlotta// | 112 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | zai | 103 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Atschuhar | 92 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scott | +5.84 | 85 | 77 |
| #2 | Lewis | +1.47 | 82 | 53 |
| #3 | Caampee | +0.27 | 64 | 52 |
| #4 | Atschuhar | +0.02 | 76 | 40 |
| #5 | N 1 f t i | -0.36 | 77 | 50 |





