








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 315 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1406 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,105 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1689 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1301 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1239 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 876 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $281,684 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wazawski LOOT.FARM | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Tomzo_99 | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | Emäs Koin(ia) | 67% | 15 |
| #4 | Edzku | 65% | 23 |
| #5 | ✪Aitoo | 64% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kiKKELIN TUURA | 180 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | ✪ Hadowlife | 140 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Nahkajätti | 128 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #4 | RepijĀ | 60 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Onɛy | 37 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koira | +3.73 | 85 | 73 |
| #2 | Emäs Koin(ia) | +1.82 | 59 | 50 |
| #3 | ✪ Hadowlife | +1.43 | 78 | 77 |
| #4 | kiKKELIN TUURA | +1.27 | 66 | 63 |
| #5 | RepijĀ | +0.40 | 58 | 69 |





