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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 976 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 428 matches | ||
| Premier | 340 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8291 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,245 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9478 | 23% |
| Smokes | 13044 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 7695 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 11028 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,495,006 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 471 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kiKKELIN TUURA | 54% | 180 |
| #2 | Edzku | 53% | 291 |
| #3 | ✪Aitoo | 53% | 236 |
| #4 | Onɛy | 52% | 262 |
| #5 | RepijĀ | 52% | 257 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ✪Aitoo | 53% | 236 |
| #4 | Onɛy | 52% | 262 |
| #5 | RepijĀ | 52% | 257 |
| #6 | McMuffin | 51% | 53 |
| #7 | Todo | 40% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edzku | 14 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Onɛy | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | RepijĀ | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | kiKKELIN TUURA | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Todo | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Onɛy | 948 | 0.17 | 26 min |
| #2 | RepijĀ | 684 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #3 | Edzku | 348 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #4 | kiKKELIN TUURA | 253 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | ✪Aitoo | 188 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Hadowlife | +1.50 | 77 | 79 |
| #2 | kiKKELIN TUURA | +0.99 | 66 | 62 |
| #3 | ✪Aitoo | -0.03 | 63 | 54 |
| #4 | Onɛy | -0.38 | 68 | 73 |
| #5 | RepijĀ | -0.63 | 46 | 79 |





