








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 599 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Faceit | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5625 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,488 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3848 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4608 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4199 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4833 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,688,037 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 373 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | m1men- | 52% | 44 |
| #11 | Sakyx | 52% | 27 |
| #12 | iKyptek | 52% | 58 |
| #13 | LePapouth | 50% | 28 |
| #14 | cocoamaru | 49% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AZIDOT | +6.70 | 84 | 81 |
| #2 | jcprt | +2.41 | 73 | 63 |
| #3 | m1men- | +1.71 | 86 | 69 |
| #4 | Geno | +1.23 | 86 | 59 |
| #5 | Hinkoi | +1.05 | 77 | 63 |





