








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1406 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 79 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 116 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




126 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12682 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,368 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8000 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4905 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4568 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4895 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,709,882 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2027 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRZ | 63% | 72 |
| #2 | 100T dependance | 58% | 60 |
| #3 | Carry Potter2k | 57% | 83 |
| #4 | ™хайро | 55% | 101 |
| #5 | PeppaKiwi | 55% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | PeppaKiwi | 55% | 64 |
| #6 | Hinkoi | 51% | 484 |
| #7 | LePapouth | 48% | 71 |
| #8 | cocoamaru | 48% | 111 |
| #9 | Horigrim | 45% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hinkoi | 16 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | ™хайро | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Carry Potter2k | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | GRZ | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Horigrim | 5 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hinkoi | 1921 | 0.20 | 64 min |
| #2 | GRZ | 424 | 0.29 | 11 min |
| #3 | Carry Potter2k | 325 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #4 | Horigrim | 238 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | ™хайро | 221 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRZ | +4.02 | 84 | 71 |
| #2 | Geno | +3.14 | 83 | 58 |
| #3 | Hinkoi | +1.79 | 74 | 66 |
| #4 | LePapouth | +0.53 | 71 | 62 |
| #5 | Carry Potter2k | +0.53 | 71 | 69 |





