








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2006 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 461 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 261 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 191 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 132 matches | ||
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
18916 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 51,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17085 | 33% |
| Smokes | 13834 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 9191 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 11028 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,035,918 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2086 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AZIDOT | 66% | 140 |
| #2 | GRZ | 60% | 254 |
| #3 | jcprt | 59% | 130 |
| #4 | Carry Potter2k | 59% | 119 |
| #5 | 100T dependance | 59% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Geno | 21 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | GRZ | 20 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | jcprt | 16 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | Carry Potter2k | 10 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | LePapouth | 9 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AZIDOT | +5.45 | 86 | 81 |
| #2 | GRZ | +4.00 | 83 | 73 |
| #3 | jcprt | +2.91 | 74 | 64 |
| #4 | Hinkoi | +1.86 | 77 | 66 |
| #5 | Geno | +1.62 | 81 | 59 |





