








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1298 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1690 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1230 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1018 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 814 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $198,855 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 692 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aquack | 75% | 32 |
| #2 | Stews | 73% | 15 |
| #3 | GOLIATH DEMON WARLORD | 65% | 60 |
| #4 | yessir | 63% | 60 |
| #5 | Sharp | 61% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | yessir | 63% | 60 |
| #5 | Sharp | 61% | 84 |
| #6 | dle | 60% | 15 |
| #7 | brother ron | 60% | 84 |
| #8 | alephnullxd | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dle | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sharp | 511 | 0.28 | 16 min |
| #2 | brother ron | 265 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | yessir | 197 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | GOLIATH DEMON WARLORD | 69 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | alephnullxd | 45 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dle | +3.21 | 85 | 67 |
| #2 | lolipiss | +2.32 | 84 | 66 |
| #3 | yessir | +0.38 | 73 | 54 |
| #4 | brother ron | +0.37 | 75 | 60 |
| #5 | Sharp | +0.25 | 68 | 74 |





