








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 845 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 84 matches | ||
| Wingman | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6056 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,222 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6611 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6003 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5698 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4910 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,740,180 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1607 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trejser | 59% | 346 |
| #2 | kap3c_ | 57% | 46 |
| #3 | awpc | 54% | 440 |
| #4 | qbxnxx | 52% | 61 |
| #5 | Emilox00 | 52% | 232 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trejser | 24 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | qbxnxx | 9 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Mayonezi | 7 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | awpc | 6 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Emilox00 | 5 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awpc | 635 | 0.07 | 16 min |
| #2 | Trejser | 552 | 0.08 | 17 min |
| #3 | Emilox00 | 391 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | Dawcio | 157 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | kap3c_ | 156 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trejser | +7.00 | 87 | 58 |
| #2 | awpc | +2.67 | 84 | 67 |
| #3 | Sleep | +0.18 | 76 | 65 |
| #4 | Mayonezi | -1.31 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | Dawcio | -2.36 | 69 | 58 |





