








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1180 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10314 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,086 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3618 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4541 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4364 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2563 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,562,675 of utility $260 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 744 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Malkovitz | 69% | 51 |
| #2 | awpc | 60% | 400 |
| #3 | kap3c_ | 60% | 72 |
| #4 | Sleep | 59% | 346 |
| #5 | qbxnxx | 58% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sleep | 28 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | qbxnxx | 26 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | Mayonezi | 12 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | Dawcio | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | kap3c_ | 5 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sleep | 607 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #2 | awpc | 533 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #3 | Dawcio | 432 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #4 | Emilox00 | 322 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | kap3c_ | 217 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trejser | +7.06 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | awpc | +2.78 | 86 | 67 |
| #3 | Sleep | -0.22 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | Malkovitz | -0.62 | 52 | 57 |
| #5 | Mayonezi | -1.29 | 69 | 57 |





