








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 741 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4361 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,133 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 914 | 10% |
| Smokes | 3431 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1476 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3312 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,552,323 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 426 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | titanic blyat | 67% | 33 |
| #2 | 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕗𝕒𝕟 :) | 65% | 102 |
| #3 | FrigolitJanne | 51% | 105 |
| #4 | chinabuffet71 | 51% | 39 |
| #5 | Trikarn | 51% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LIBAM | 56 | 0.0370 |
| #2 | SHREK | 53 | 0.0310 |
| #3 | FrigolitJanne | 53 | 0.0326 |
| #4 | Trikarn | 21 | 0.0272 |
| #5 | 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕗𝕒𝕟 :) | 17 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LIBAM | 259 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕗𝕒𝕟 :) | 231 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | chinabuffet71 | 168 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #4 | SHREK | 126 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | FrigolitJanne | 120 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | titanic blyat | +4.19 | 74 | 27 |
| #2 | Smör 500g | +3.39 | 83 | 36 |
| #3 | 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕗𝕒𝕟 :) | +3.18 | 82 | 58 |
| #4 | Trikarn | +2.03 | 64 | 25 |
| #5 | chinabuffet71 | +1.19 | 75 | 60 |





