








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
965 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,382 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 95 | 7% |
| Smokes | 344 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 549 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 394 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $226,316 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hýbris | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | BlastingCitter | 48% | 82 |
| #3 | Boywife | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | ᛑᛗᛛ StickNardoragon ᛑᛗᛛ | 38% | 8 |
| #5 | Pablisek | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Boywife | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | ᛑᛗᛛ StickNardoragon ᛑᛗᛛ | 38% | 8 |
| #5 | Pablisek | 36% | 11 |
| #6 | Ce 😸💖♡💛♡💙☛☚ | 33% | 6 |
| #7 | Hus | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlastingCitter | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Hus | 1 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | ᛑᛗᛛ StickNardoragon ᛑᛗᛛ | 1 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlastingCitter | 48 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #2 | Hus | 40 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ce 😸💖♡💛♡💙☛☚ | 21 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #4 | Boywife | 9 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | ᛑᛗᛛ StickNardoragon ᛑᛗᛛ | 5 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hýbris | +3.50 | 63 | 33 |
| #2 | Boywife | +2.87 | 82 | 52 |
| #3 | ᛑᛗᛛ StickNardoragon ᛑᛗᛛ | +1.62 | 42 | 48 |
| #4 | BlastingCitter | +1.08 | 71 | 43 |
| #5 | Raikuzen | +0.06 | 66 | 32 |





