








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 578 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3770 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,409 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 436 | 8% |
| Smokes | 1192 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1956 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1825 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,369,980 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 575 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pablisek | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Boywife | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Hus | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | sawthy | 3 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | Raikuzen | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hus | 114 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | Pablisek | 86 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | JohnTares | 69 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | sawthy | 49 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Boywife | 42 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Syn | +3.47 | 82 | 56 |
| #2 | JohnTares | +2.95 | 86 | 69 |
| #3 | BlastingCitter | +2.75 | 74 | 40 |
| #4 | Boywife | +2.18 | 83 | 57 |
| #5 | Hus | +0.20 | 60 | 59 |





