








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 336 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1940 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,485 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3760 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3612 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2788 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3325 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $686,675 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | denssi | 53% | 32 |
| #2 | TimboNESE | 50% | 148 |
| #3 | Luuukhaas | 49% | 51 |
| #4 | Manti$ | 49% | 154 |
| #5 | nnnipukkkamustesieni | 48% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | juffebaby | 45% | 44 |
| #8 | Where'stheMoneyLebowski? | 45% | 178 |
| #9 | Manni # | 44% | 136 |
| #10 | Lihakimpale | 41% | 17 |
| #11 | Lettu | 41% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Where'stheMoneyLebowski? | +2.69 | 68 | 73 |
| #2 | Manti$ | +1.43 | 53 | 85 |
| #3 | Luuukhaas | +0.60 | 67 | 63 |
| #4 | denssi | +0.54 | 64 | 72 |
| #5 | juffebaby | +0.17 | 50 | 69 |





