








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 268 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 342 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,845 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5522 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4481 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4724 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4118 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,102,498 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 713 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Where'stheMoneyLebowski? | 51% | 77 |
| #7 | denssi | 50% | 24 |
| #8 | Luuukhaas | 50% | 38 |
| #9 | ↂ | 50% | 148 |
| #10 | 0ss3 | 45% | 242 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Where'stheMoneyLebowski? | +3.03 | 69 | 75 |
| #2 | juffebaby | +1.61 | 54 | 69 |
| #3 | Manti$ | +1.42 | 48 | 85 |
| #4 | denssi | +0.75 | 63 | 71 |
| #5 | Luuukhaas | +0.35 | 67 | 66 |





