








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 177 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1154 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,723 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 896 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1123 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1281 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1423 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $577,642 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Where'stheMoneyLebowski? | 42% | 83 |
| #8 | ↂ | 41% | 74 |
| #9 | Manti$ | 38% | 42 |
| #10 | Luuukhaas | 37% | 35 |
| #11 | nnnipukkkamustesieni | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luuukhaas | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Where'stheMoneyLebowski? | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Manni # | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | nnnipukkkamustesieni | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | juffebaby | 2 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Where'stheMoneyLebowski? | +2.54 | 67 | 73 |
| #2 | TimboNESE | +1.45 | 37 | 74 |
| #3 | Manti$ | +0.60 | 50 | 85 |
| #4 | juffebaby | +0.43 | 45 | 70 |
| #5 | Manni # | -0.25 | 39 | 72 |





