








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 389 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4346 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5500 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5434 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4387 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4595 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,530,497 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 869 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Recon | 63% | 46 |
| #2 | bixbix | 57% | 160 |
| #3 | AMAZ1GH | 57% | 267 |
| #4 | Wingy | 55% | 286 |
| #5 | ✪Lurkin' | 51% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Recon | 63% | 46 |
| #2 | bixbix | 57% | 160 |
| #3 | AMAZ1GH | 57% | 267 |
| #4 | Wingy | 55% | 286 |
| #5 | ✪Lurkin' | 51% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMAZ1GH | 13 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | ✪Lurkin' | 11 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Wingy | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | bixbix | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Recon | 4 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wingy | 1559 | 0.27 | 34 min |
| #2 | AMAZ1GH | 733 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #3 | ✪Lurkin' | 657 | 0.22 | 20 min |
| #4 | bixbix | 396 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | Recon | 99 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wingy | +2.35 | 76 | 52 |
| #2 | Recon | +2.01 | 79 | 53 |
| #3 | bixbix | +1.84 | 82 | 57 |
| #4 | AMAZ1GH | +1.22 | 66 | 66 |
| #5 | ✪Lurkin' | +0.10 | 61 | 75 |





