








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 648 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 376 matches | ||
| Wingman | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,722 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7641 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6772 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5127 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 8182 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,464,891 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 781 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HEX | 62% | 68 |
| #2 | AMAZ1GH | 62% | 545 |
| #3 | Recon | 59% | 73 |
| #4 | Wingy | 59% | 394 |
| #5 | The Pleasant Doctor | 57% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Lurkin' | 40 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | AMAZ1GH | 27 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Wingy | 13 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | The Pleasant Doctor | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | HEX | 6 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wingy | 2270 | 0.28 | 50 min |
| #2 | ✪Lurkin' | 2237 | 0.22 | 65 min |
| #3 | AMAZ1GH | 1308 | 0.12 | 33 min |
| #4 | The Pleasant Doctor | 502 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #5 | HEX | 361 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HEX | +2.36 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | bixbix | +1.75 | 81 | 59 |
| #3 | Wingy | +1.62 | 75 | 56 |
| #4 | AMAZ1GH | +1.24 | 63 | 65 |
| #5 | Recon | +0.97 | 71 | 52 |





