








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1623 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 529 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 108 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,168 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10960 | 26% |
| Smokes | 11383 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 10386 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 9439 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,083,186 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7666 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HEX | 62% | 77 |
| #2 | AMAZ1GH | 59% | 575 |
| #3 | bixbix | 57% | 494 |
| #4 | Recon | 56% | 103 |
| #5 | Wingy | 56% | 409 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | AMAZ1GH | 59% | 575 |
| #3 | bixbix | 57% | 494 |
| #4 | Recon | 56% | 103 |
| #5 | Wingy | 56% | 409 |
| #6 | The Pleasant Doctor | 51% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMAZ1GH | 33 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | bixbix | 24 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Wingy | 16 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | The Pleasant Doctor | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | HEX | 6 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wingy | 2415 | 0.28 | 55 min |
| #2 | AMAZ1GH | 1529 | 0.13 | 38 min |
| #3 | bixbix | 1475 | 0.14 | 35 min |
| #4 | The Pleasant Doctor | 459 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #5 | HEX | 395 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HEX | +2.05 | 87 | 70 |
| #2 | Wingy | +1.49 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | Recon | +1.34 | 77 | 56 |
| #4 | ✪Lurkin' | +0.92 | 64 | 78 |
| #5 | bixbix | +0.78 | 79 | 59 |





