








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 358 matches | ||
| Faceit | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 105 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5499 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13703 | 37% |
| Smokes | 8351 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 8063 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7259 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,743,870 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1434 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tappiojooseppi | 59% | 46 |
| #2 | muussi | 54% | 148 |
| #3 | Autistio | 51% | 68 |
| #4 | Kurkeloo | 50% | 216 |
| #5 | JalluPena | 49% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | galapagos | 761 | 0.20 | 21 min |
| #2 | muussi | 694 | 0.23 | 20 min |
| #3 | pumbeッ | 446 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #4 | JalluPena | 423 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #5 | Kurkeloo | 382 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | galapagos | +4.35 | 83 | 74 |
| #2 | JalluPena | +3.72 | 72 | 74 |
| #3 | Jarii | +2.68 | 67 | 66 |
| #4 | Salt And Ezk | +1.10 | 74 | 56 |
| #5 | tappiojooseppi | -0.01 | 65 | 51 |





