








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1933 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 914 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13102 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,651 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7259 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4762 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 10155 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 6475 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,456,746 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 570 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Clay Tousey | 48% | 130 |
| #7 | garry | 46% | 71 |
| #8 | Brk | 46% | 209 |
| #9 | Zhou2k | 45% | 92 |
| #10 | -=iCeMaN=- | 43% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brk | 41 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | * | 18 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | amph3t4mine | 12 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Zhou2k | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | カカシ | 5 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zhou2k | 515 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #2 | カカシ | 325 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | Brk | 293 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | amph3t4mine | 265 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #5 | Clay Tousey | 215 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shennys | +2.31 | 79 | 50 |
| #2 | * | +0.62 | 77 | 50 |
| #3 | Zhou2k | +0.03 | 67 | 66 |
| #4 | garry | -0.47 | 72 | 49 |
| #5 | カカシ | -0.50 | 75 | 59 |





