








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 806 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 721 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 179 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




116 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8342 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,998 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4633 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4413 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7142 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 2810 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,179,453 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1089 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | * | 50% | 212 |
| #2 | Shennys | 46% | 209 |
| #3 | garry | 44% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | * | 50% | 212 |
| #2 | Shennys | 46% | 209 |
| #3 | garry | 44% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | * | 55 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | Shennys | 28 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | garry | 6 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shennys | 375 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | * | 264 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | garry | 90 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shennys | +2.64 | 79 | 47 |
| #2 | * | +1.50 | 79 | 48 |
| #3 | garry | +0.34 | 73 | 46 |
| #4 | Brk | +0.01 | 60 | 47 |





