








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 402 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 364 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4976 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,898 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5327 | 14% |
| Smokes | 12295 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 9447 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 9829 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $788,035 of utility $43 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 490 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Tiiker1 | 43% | 485 |
| #13 | Domsu | 41% | 51 |
| #14 | ÄitinKone | 40% | 52 |
| #15 | Raphaël | 38% | 90 |
| #16 | Leopard699 | 24% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raphaël | 330 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | Tiiker1 | 318 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #3 | jef | 263 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | Kiyosuka | 251 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | Kemmun faija Vemmu | 237 | 0.09 | 5 min |





