








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5759 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,711 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2896 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3221 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2146 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2448 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,055,851 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 376 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Äitis | 51% | 121 |
| #2 | Tiiker1 | 49% | 90 |
| #3 | ImRaccoonISwear | 40% | 43 |
| #4 | J1mble Bシ | 35% | 31 |
| #5 | sokeriaki | 32% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Äitis | 51% | 121 |
| #2 | Tiiker1 | 49% | 90 |
| #3 | ImRaccoonISwear | 40% | 43 |
| #4 | J1mble Bシ | 35% | 31 |
| #5 | sokeriaki | 32% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Äitis | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | sokeriaki | 7 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | Tiiker1 | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | J1mble Bシ | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Äitis | 192 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | sokeriaki | 75 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Tiiker1 | 60 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | ImRaccoonISwear | 58 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | J1mble Bシ | 48 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kemmun faija Vemmu | +0.78 | 52 | 43 |
| #2 | ImRaccoonISwear | -0.78 | 49 | 41 |
| #3 | Äitis | -1.64 | 47 | 56 |
| #4 | J1mble Bシ | -2.91 | 25 | 31 |
| #5 | Tiiker1 | -2.92 | 29 | 33 |





