








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 70 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1147 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,215 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 352 | 11% |
| Smokes | 743 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1146 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 974 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $328,996 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DEAGLE WUTZ | 53% | 51 |
| #2 | hochkant on the summit | 51% | 41 |
| #3 | Hennerson | 42% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DEAGLE WUTZ | 53% | 51 |
| #2 | hochkant on the summit | 51% | 41 |
| #3 | Hennerson | 42% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hennerson | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | DEAGLE WUTZ | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DEAGLE WUTZ | 63 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | hochkant on the summit | 50 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Hennerson | 38 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hochkant on the summit | +2.23 | 67 | 71 |
| #2 | Weekend Warrior | +1.19 | 69 | 50 |
| #3 | DEAGLE WUTZ | +0.59 | 67 | 61 |
| #4 | Hennerson | -1.10 | 55 | 61 |





